You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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