This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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