We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Of course I have a pirate flag
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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