my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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