I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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