And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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