dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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