I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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