So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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