if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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