dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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