I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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