Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
