Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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