yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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