i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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