ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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