...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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