I think im going to throw up on grandma
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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