Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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