At least make sure they are 18
Why
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
