She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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