Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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