Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Found the puke drawer
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
