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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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