Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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