You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
