Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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