Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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