Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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