was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So. Much. Porn.
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