wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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