I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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