Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I think your dad took our porno
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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