3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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