If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.