hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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