and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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