My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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