If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If I had your ass I would rule the world
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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