There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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