you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
