They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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