fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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