dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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