umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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