Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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