just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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