now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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