i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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