why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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