pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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