sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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