I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary