I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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